ladyboners.
the men who float our boat(s). so to speak.
note: the term ladyboner is not to be used without the express written permission of hooligian, LLC and is only allowed to be used here due to the fact that (one of) this site purveyor(s) and the purveyor of hooligian, LLC used to bone.
You’re Not Mark Ruffalo
Look, we’ve tried everything, but you’re not Mark Ruffalo. You’re a really great guy, but you’ll never be the star of such films as Zodiac and The Brothers Bloom, and you’ll never be as mumbly and handsome. I’m sorry, but I guess you can’t count on me. Please leave.
joseph gordon levitt anecdote:
i saw him at a party last night (no joke). i got a ladyboner. real talk, y’all!
Paul Rudd, in what I think is a hilarious picture that I found on a site called, like, “hotsexyblokes.com.” Anyway, we have been delighted with Mr. Rudd since the halycon days of Clueless, although it is kind of gross that Cher hooked up with her stepbrother, if you really think about it. Team Ladyboner is extremely excited about his Apatow-induced resurgence of the last few years and looks forward to his new film I Love You Man.
(Although I only watched 1/2 of a crappy torrented cam rip, Role Models wasn’t bad either.)
jon stewart. needs not an explantion. SPROING!
seth rogen. our ladyboner for you extends all the way back to freaks & geeks. you were way more loveable than that james franco character (who may or may not end up making a ladyboners appearance in the future, but that is neither here nor there). your curly mop begs for mussin’. you have cool glasses.
i always thought i had a shot with you because i understood your comic genius & awww shucks ways, but now you went & got all mr. fitman 2009 for the green hornet and i’m sure you’re probably dating some young hollywood ingenue by now. why did you give up on our love?!? in any event, just remember who LOVED YOU WHEN.
i’m available. call me us!
David Duchovny, star of TV and, um, like four bad movies, and ABD PhD from Princeton.
I am less reticent about my boner-inducing dudes than my co-conspirator, so I will reveal that I have had a ladyboner for DD since 1995. Nowadays, he may be sort of a scoundrel, but he also stars on the Showtime show Californication, which is male-fantasty misogynist trash, but also has a lot of naked DD having sex with various chicks, if you’re into that kind of thing. It turns out I am more into that kind of thing than I might have otherwise anticipated.
mos def. what’s not to ladybone?
jack black. inexplicably attractive ladyfunnyboner.
that’s fucking teamwork!
michael showalter - the original ladyboner™
(photo credit: melissa hom)
